Three Year Old Slacker Gets Job

He may need a couple of phone books to drive himself to work, but he's great at spinning the wheel! Mommy is sad about going to a daycare, but Nate told her to pick the biggest kid on the playground and show him who's boss on the first day. Nate better pack Mommy a good lunch or she'll have nothing to trade at school. Do they still make Little Debbies?
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Clear the refrigerator for lots of macaroni pictures.
I'm not sure I'll be making macaroni pictures--I'll probably make a Blackberry out of cardboard with crayons...I'll start my new school after "Spring Break."
Check the tires, change the oil, and fill the gas tank on the car.
Do all the laundry, clean out the fridge, sweep and dust it all.
Load up on cat litter and food.
Try out some recipes that are twenty minutes or less. Get lots of juice boxes, chips and stuff from Whole Foods. Whew!
Nate needed a bunch of big-boy underwear and some extra napping pants for when he takes a nap at school, since they refuse to put a pull-up on him, and he's likely to wet his pants every single time. They're all "he'll learn!" That's life in the big city!
Daddy says make sure the lights are not left on so he doesn't have to give Nate a jump next time!
Looks as if Nate is ready to go on all-day school. He'll love being with all the other kids. A real push for Mom, though. Good advice from Mamoho.
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